SECTION 1: ORIGINS

• Opening Day? (1997)
• Showdown at the Shoe: Crew Serves Notice to D.C. United (1998)
• Sirk’s Whirlwind Tour of Florida (2000)
• Sirk’s Notebook 3/25/00 (2000)

SECTION 2: PLAYERS

• Mark Dougherty: The Story of a Veteran Goalkeeper in Columbus (1999)
• The Return of Brian Maisonneuve (2001)
• Dante’s Greatest Hits (2000-2002)
• Schelotto: “They Broke the Floor” (2009)
• 10th Anniversary of Bobby’s Golden Goal (2010 & 2015)
• Sirk’s Notebook [abridged]: Cunninghams Sets Scoring Record (2011)
• Williams’ Strange Journey to the Crew Roster (2012)
• The Big Fake-Out (2013)
• Kyle Hykland’s Half-a-Tooth (2013)
• The Legend of J90+4 (2014)
• The Dude of the Ring (2014)
• The Stern Return (2015)
• Family (2015)
• Hollingsworth’s Dream Debut (2016)
• A Sampling of Oughton’s Intro-Dunctions (2006-2007, 2009-2012)

SECTION 3: FOUNDER’S PARK (IN MEMORIAM)

• Fitz Remembered (2004)
• Sirk’s Notebook: Kirk’s Notebook (2012)
• Thank You, Sigi (2018)
• Lamar Hunt, Anecdotally (book exclusive)

SECTION 4: STAFF

• One Night in the Life of Tucker Walther (book exclusive)
• Guatemalan Laundry (2010)
• Sirk’s Notebook: Grounds Crew Edition (2014)
• Memo to Jim Smith (2000)
• Memo from Jim Smith (2000)
• The Return of the Banana Kit (2017)

SECTION 5: SURREAL EVENTS

• The 1996 Pitch Invasion (2016)
• Sirk’s Notebook: The Great Scoreboard Fire of 2013 (2013)
• Biz Markie: Just a Friend to #SaveTheCrew (book exclusive)

SECTION 6: BIG EVENTS

• This & That: May 15, 1999 (1999)
• Sirk’s Notebook: La Guerra Fria (2001)
• USA-Portugal: I Would Have Remembered More Had I Been Drunk Instead of Sleepy (2002)
• Open Cup Final Elicits Sappy Drunken Ramblings from Web Goof-Off (2002)
• Dos a Cero, Part Dos: Scenes from USA 2, Mexico 0 (2005)
• Sirk’s Notebook: MLS Cup 2015 (2015)

SECTION 7: MISCELLANEOUS SILLINESS

• Shootouts for Dummies (1999)
• The D.C. Poem (1999)
• Crew Trophy Case Holding Up Well (2003)
• Crew Players Get Attached to Shin Guards (2003)
• Medieval Times (2013)