A mere ten years and five days after the Columbus Crew beat the New York Red Bulls in MLS Cup 2008, and a mere nine years after its initial publication, my first book, A Massive Season, is finally available as an eBook.

The eBook version contains everything that’s in the print version, but it costs 50% as much and has 0% of the mass and volume. You will no longer need to pack a second suitcase just to carry the 480-page paperback with you on vacation. On the downside, you cannot use the eBook version to squish spiders, prop up a couch with a missing leg, or to impress your friends with feats of strength by tearing it in half like a phone book. (From which it is nearly indistinguishable.) You’d still need the paperback for any of those things, but the eBook version is now available for those who joined the 21st century long before I did.

If you haven’t read the book yet but can be easily persuaded/manipulated by a handful of brief comments, here are some blurby quotes and links to a couple of book-related articles.

If you are so inclined, you can purchase the eBook version via THIS LINK.

Or, if you are still into bookshelves and papercuts and whatnot, you can buy the print version via THIS OTHER LINK.